Brad Pitt: Paris Hilton, I hate you!

 

Of all the starlets of Hollywood, the heiress must be that which the actor hates more.

Brad Pitt cannot support Paris Hilton any more, and has some enough to see its life spread out everywhere. During an interview for the magazine Details, it exulte: "Paris Hilton is in an unrestrained search for the celebrity."

"That was going to make one month that Angie and me had not looked at the TV, one had just returned to the United States. One put CNN and they spoke only about Paris Hilton which went in prison. One extinguished immediately." Of the heiress somebody cannot like the way of life for whom the celebrity does not do all: the actor affirms that if Angelina Jolie and it are more with the first glance, it is thanks to their desire to make the world better.

"To help to build a better world, it is what brought us closer, Angie and me. It makes of sound to better change the things." Why be also intolerant? One needs whole well to make a world, even better.

How Paris Hilton Plans To Catch A Hubby

Conan O'Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday night, "In a recent interview, Paris Hilton says she plans to catch a husband with her 'amazing lasagna'. Yeah. So I guess that's what they are calling it these days."

Brad Pitt Switches Off Paris Hilton

Remember the time when Paris-mania was at its height and we were unable to escape from the coverage of the Hilton heiress going into the slammer? Well Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had managed to dodge most the media frenzy, but were shocked when they did catch a glimpse.

When the circus was all taking place in Paris-land, Brangelina and family were blissfully unaware of what was going on back home as they were in France at the time. We bet they are glad they were!

However, when they did get back to their motherland, and Brad switched on CNN expecting to see news about the latest developments in Iraq, he got a nasty shock.

Speaking to America's Details magazine, Brad says: "This Paris Hilton quest for fame. She's blissfully obvious. Oh my god, we've been away for... Where were we? We hadn't seen television for like a month. I'm probably exaggerating."

"And we just got back to the United States. And we turned on CNN. And on comes Paris Hilton, going to jail. And so we just turned it off again."

At least it's all over now, and instead when they put on CNN they can see… erm, Lindsay Lohan's latest car chase? Oops.

CNN Really Is the Paris Hilton Network (Maybe)

Dan Abrams says CNN is "the Paris Hilton network."

But of course he'd say that. After all, Abrams works at MSNBC. Even though it's made some headway of late, particularly in the 8 p.m. hour, MSNBC still runs a fairly distant No. 3 in the cable news ratings war. So to get in a pissing match with No. 2 CNN can only be a plus.

And it's not like MSNBC has exactly demurred from covering Paris. In fact, a Nexis search shows that the hotel heiress has been mentioned some 145 times on Countdown, Tucker and other MSNBC shows over the past six months. Abrams himself has mentioned Paris on his own show (or on Scarborough Country, when he was guest-hosting it) 22 times during that period.

But hang on: Nexis shows an astonishing 457 citations for "Paris Hilton" on CNN in the same timeframe -- more than three times as many as on MSNBC. (Fox News comes in at 350.) Could Abrams be onto something? Or is there some discrepancy between how Nexis tracks the two networks? I emailed CNN for clarification. Stay tuned.

Photo of MSNBC's Dan Abrams: Erik Jacobs/The New York Times

Paris Hilton Plans to Reproduce, Will Use a Sperm Donor

Paris Hilton wants a baby so badly, she will use a sperm donor just to get that semen swimming inside her. Here are the insane quotes she gave E! Online:

On what people think about her:
"I wanna have, like, a family and a guy. Y'know, it just upsets me because I'm not anything like what people say about me."

On the potential sperm-donor:
"I used to care about looks, but I've grown out of that stage. They have to be a good person, someone I know would be a good husband, loyal and funny and smart. And somebody I can trust, with good chemistry. But I don't know, I like a guy who can make me laugh."

On how she's prepping for pregnancy:
"I just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."

I'm sorry, but I must interrupt here- She needs to work out to have a baby? Yeah, it's called the "Eat Whatever the Fuck You Want, Stupid" diet. The entire point of women getting pregnant is that they can eat whatever they want, scream at random people on the street, and force their men to serve them. I must be the smartest woman on the planet because I figured out how to do all 3 of those things with getting sperminated.

And Paris using a sperm donor is pretty pathetic if you think about it. A young, single, skinny, blonde, rich, tan, fashionable, err…sexy (?!?!) woman cannot even get laid. Her shit must stink.

And she is treating this sperm donor business like she is going on blind dates. You do not have good chemistry or laugh with a sperm donor. Last I checked, it was supposed to be anonymous. Unless of course she is referring to that one dude she met at the bar last night that was, like, totally hot.

Vanessa Hudgens Beware: Paris Hilton Makes Her Move on Zac Efron

How stable are Zanessa?  Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are now America's sweethearts.  But as any high profile couple they have been hit with reports of Zac being involved in outside romances and there has also been a report of some wild photos from Vanessa.  Now it may be time to toss Paris Hilton into the mix.

Vanessa Hudgens Beware: Paris Hilton Makes Her Move on Zac Efron (Wenn)

Is it fair to call Paris a cougar if she goes after Zac?  David Caplan of 24 Sizzler.com reports that Vanessa Hudgens better keep a close eye on her High School Musical co-star boyfriend Zac Efron as a dog-toting socialite slash cougar may be on the move.

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Caplan that in the new issue of OK!, out today, Paris Hilton tells the magazine of Zac, "I think he's beautiful. He's young but gorgeous. I saw him on the cover of Rolling Stone, and he looked really cute."

For the record Paris is 26 years old and Zac is but 19.  But hey Halle Berry is eight years older than her hunky baby daddy Gabriel Aubry and they are about to deliver the most beautiful baby ever.  Should Zac be on the lookout for a prowling Paris?

Hilton talks monkeys, ferrets and kids

Paris Hilton has revealed her loves for her pet monkeys and ferrets - but also says she wants children "next year".

The heiress said she no longer wanted to "act dumb" but went onto explain how her exotic animals were what made her most happy.

Hilton, speaking to author Jackie Collins for October's Elle magazine, added: "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."

The star also revealed she made "an amazing lasagne" and spoke about her experience in prison. She said fellow inmates told her: "It's ridiculous you're in here. I'm in here for murder."