I bet half of you thought the title was "Paris Hilton IS a Puddle of AIDS."
Paris Hilton did not attend her Sex Education classes in high school. I know this because 1. She caught Herpes, and 2. She thinks she can get AIDS from a puddle.
After Paris left hot spot Les Deux, TMZ caught her being pushed into a puddle by the crowds. Someone screamed, "You stepped in sewer pee!" and Paris exclaimed, "Oh my God, I have, like, AIDS!"
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