Beverly Hills, California - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): A pregnant Paris Hilton is most people's ultimate nightmare according to a poll of what would most frighten reality-tv watchers today.
The report follows news that when Paris finally finds herself gestating - maybe later in the year! - a Los Angeles tv studio will pay her $5 million for a daily blog-style reality show documenting her every living breath.
This would include hot-button topics such as gynecological changes to the blond heiress, psychological analysis of impending motherhood and all the latest pregnancy and birth care techniques which Hilton may wish to promote as part of a commercial package sponsoring her journey to parenthood.
For some, however, the thought of a pregnant Paris is about as palatable as Jenna Bush's own speculated gestation.
"What kind of chimera would want to use either of these women's reproductive organs for their own incubation?" an LA networking website asked today.
What kind indeed?
Sunday, September 9, 2007
A gestating Paris Hilton "everybody's ultimate nightmare": poll
Hated Hollywood Gossip Perez Hilton
ON WHAT'S SURELY HOLLYWOOD'S most-hated blog, Perez Hilton shovels star scandals and scrawls his trademark white doodles on paparazzi pics. Living up to his self-styled title of " Queen of All Media," the gossip gangster (real name Mario Lavandeira Jr.) is taking to the tube with his own VH1 show, " What Perez Sez," premiering Sept. 11 at 9 p.m.
» PEREZ HILTON: It's going to be a series of one-hour specials jam-packed with celebrities. Hopefully, I'll make a couple people cry. Just kidding.
» EXPRESS:Are you nervous to be out there in front of the camera?
» PEREZ HILTON: Not at all. I was born to be on camera. I'm going to be the gay Barbara Walters of VH1.
» EXPRESS: Speaking of Walters, you were recently on "The View," and the women accused you of being mean to poor celebs. Did you expect that?
» PEREZ HILTON: I wasn't expecting it. They totally went off script, and that's fine — I can think on my feet. They kept bringing it up over and over again. I had to just kind of shut up, which is really rare for me.
» EXPRESS: This year seems to be full of crazy celebrity scandals. Which do you find to be the most intriguing?
» PEREZ HILTON: The four most talked about people of the year have definitely been Britney Spears , Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. They are all inextricably linked. I call it "Girls Gone Wild: Hollywood Edition."
» EXPRESS: Do stars ever confront you?
» PEREZ HILTON: Recently, I was really surprised by Roseanne. She wrote a MySpace rant how she wanted to shoot me. That';s pretty serious stuff. I mean, I dish it, so I can take it. You can call me fat, ugly or stupid, but don't wish physical violence against me.
» EXPRESS: What does it take for famous folks to get on your good side?
» PEREZ HILTON: I love people who have a sense of humor, who don't take themselves too seriously and who are talented. If you have just two out of those three, I'll probably like you.
» EXPRESS: You seem to have sources for every story. Where do you find them?
» PEREZ HILTON: Sometimes they'll come to me, and that's always nice. But I have a lot of friends, and they're my best sources.
» EXPRESS: You're also on MTV's "Celebrity Rap Superstar." (Thursdays at 10 p.m.) Every great rapper has a rival, so who would P-Nasty's be?
» PEREZ HILTON: Avril Lavigne. But I would write my own rhymes.
» EXPRESS: Who is the man behind the curtain?
» PEREZ HILTON: I think the real me does shine through every once in a while. I love music, so whenever I talk about musicians, that's the real Mario.
» EXPRESS: You're always dyeing your hair and making wild fashion choices. What influences your style?
» PEREZ HILTON: I love color — it's very powerful. Some of the things I wear are silly and over-the-top, and it's on purpose. I don't take fashion too seriously.
» EXPRESS: You were just in D.C. hosting Hot 99.5's Little Black Dress Party. Who looks best in the L.B.D.?
» PEREZ HILTON: Angelina Jolie. I think black is her signature color.
» EXPRESS: They say politics is show business for ugly people. How would you give D.C. a Hollywood makeover?
» PEREZ HILTON: I would out all of the closeted politicians, of course.
Interview by Express contributor Ashley Joy Parker
Photo by Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images
People-Hilton-Baca Story
LOS ANGELES (AP) ― In stories Aug. 27 and Aug. 28 about little public support for a recall of Los Angeles Sheriff Lee Baca, The Associated Press erroneously reported that the action was based on Baca's handling of a case involving Paris Hilton.
Andrew Ahlering, chairman of the Committee to Recall Lee Baca, said the recall wasn't prompted by a single case but rather what he described as the sheriff's mismanagement of the agency, including alleged preferential treatment of celebrities. The committee has collected only a relative handful of the 400,000 signatures needed to put a recall measure before voters.
Paris Hilton sues Hallmark over greeting card
LOS ANGELES (AFP) ― Paris Hilton is suing greeting card maker Hallmark for 500,000 dollars over a card carrying her photo and her catch-phrase 'That's Hot!,' court documents showed Friday.
In a federal lawsuit filed at US District Court in Los Angeles on Thursday, hotel heiress Hilton accuses Hallmark of misappropriating her image and invading her privacy by selling the card.
The greeting card, which went on sale earlier this year, has Hilton's face superimposed on a cartoon body and describes her "first day as a waitress."
Hilton, who made worldwide headlines earlier this year when she was jailed for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, is calling for an injunction barring Hallmark from using her name and likeness.
Hallmark, the largest greeting card manufacturer in the United States, said in a statement the cards were intended as satire.
"Some of Hallmark's new humor greeting cards are parodies of today's most popular celebrities and politicians," a statement said.
"These cards take a satirical look at news and gossip surrounding these public figures, including Paris Hilton, and we do not believe Hallmark has violated any of Miss Hilton's rights."
Hilton wants to name first child London
Socialite heiress Paris Hilton is desperate to have a baby and has already decided to name her unborn child after her pet cat London.
Hilton spoke about her plans to start a family maybe even as early as 2008 and said: "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."
Contactmusic.com reports that she is certain her first born will be a son and has already picked out two names.
She said: "If I had a child I would name him London. I used to have a cat named London. I like the name Paris Jr. too. I love babies. I'd like three or four."
Nick Lachey's Hilton partnership
Nick Lachey is set to open his own restaurant.
The former 'Newlyweds' star is going into business with Nicky Hilton and Wilmer Valderrama to open an American-style restaurant at Las Vegas' Luxor Hotel and Casino.
A source said: "It's going to be called the Company American Bistro.
"Nicky and Wilmer will be Nick's co-owners but the whole project is in partnership with Pure Management Group.
"They're opening in October."
Nicky, the younger sister of Paris Hilton, is a successful business woman and already owns her own chain of hotels.
Actor Valderrama, 27, is a notorious party boy who has previously dated Mandy Moore and Lindsay Lohan.
Lachey, 33, is a former boyband singer and ex-husband of Jessica Simpson. He is currently dating TV presenter and aspiring actress Vanessa Minnillo.
Nick is the latest in a long line of celebrities to open his own eatery.
Justin Timberlake's newly-launched New York restaurant 'Southern Hospitality' offers traditional Memphis-style recipes "like Mamma used to make".
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Brad Pitt: Paris Hilton, I hate you!
Of all the starlets of Hollywood, the heiress must be that which the actor hates more.
Brad Pitt cannot support Paris Hilton any more, and has some enough to see its life spread out everywhere. During an interview for the magazine Details, it exulte: "Paris Hilton is in an unrestrained search for the celebrity."
"That was going to make one month that Angie and me had not looked at the TV, one had just returned to the United States. One put CNN and they spoke only about Paris Hilton which went in prison. One extinguished immediately." Of the heiress somebody cannot like the way of life for whom the celebrity does not do all: the actor affirms that if Angelina Jolie and it are more with the first glance, it is thanks to their desire to make the world better.
"To help to build a better world, it is what brought us closer, Angie and me. It makes of sound to better change the things." Why be also intolerant? One needs whole well to make a world, even better.
